Altria Responds

Dear Timothy,

Thank you for your interest in Altria Group, however, we are unable to accommodate your request at this time.

Thank you for contacting the Altria family of companies.

Corporate Communications

Altria Client Services

*****

Well, cigarette companies don't screw around do they?

Altria Group (88)

Vitals

Altria Group, Inc. based in Henrico County, Virginia, is the parent company of Philip Morris USA, John Middleton, Inc. and Philip Morris Capital Corporation, and is one of the world's largest tobacco corporations. In addition, Altria Group, Inc. has a 28.7% economic and voting interest in one of the world's largest brewing companies, UK based SABMiller.

Altria is a huge Led Zep fan and bought out the entire first row at their London reunion show.

The Letter

To Whom It May Concern,

My name is Timothy Crane Sinisiter and I am 10 and I live in Montreal which is in Canada. Mrs Forbes is making us write letters to companies we think are good. I like your company becuase google says you are a big company and one day I want to work in your company becuase it is a big company that is big. My dad likes to smoke cigars and he says that you make cigars and I like how they smell and one day alex and I smoked one of my dads cigars but alex ate some of it. How do you make cigars? Is it hard? do you have any t-shirts you could send that i could wear when i talk to the class about altria group? here is our adress.


the haligonian school for children
xxxxxx
montreal quebec
xxxxxx
canada

NAB(89)

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National Australia Bank (or NAB) is the largest financial institution and bank in Australia - both in terms of net worth and customers. It is one of the world's top 30 financial services companies with total assets of $457 billion. It operates across 10 countries serving 8 million banking customers.

NAB once paid a bar bill after a company outing with 30 000 pennies.

The Letter

To Whom It May Concern,

My name is Timothy Crane Sinister and I am 10 and I live in Canada. In Canada I live in Montreal. Mrs Forbes is making the class write letters to businesses in countries aruond the world to find out about working in other countries. I found out about Australia by google, and that in Australia your bank is the biggest! Is your bank bigger than a mack truck though? alex and i want to ride in a mack truck and take it to mcdonalds drive through becuase we would say big mac truck to the drive though person when we did our ordering. i have to ask you questions about your bank. where is your bank? does it have a lot of money? where is Australia located? we are suppose to ask if you can send teeshirts or hats or other pomo items so we can use them to talk about your business to the class. here is our addres.

the haligonian school for children
xxxxx
montreal quebec
xxxxx
canada

Cisco(90)

Vitals

Cisco Systems is a multinational corporation with more than 63,000 employees and annual revenue of US $35 billion. Headquartered in San Jose, California, it designs and sells networking and communications technology and services under five brands, namely Cisco, Linksys, WebEx, IronPort, and Scientific Atlanta.The name "Cisco" was derived from the city
name, San Francisco.

Cisco still lives with his mom and dad.

The Letter

To Who It May Concern,

My name is Tim Sinister and I am 10 and I live in Montreal that is in Canada. We are doing jobs that we like for class and the job that I like is internet technology specialist. I like your company becuase you make internet technology and I would like to work in your company. alex wants to know if you hire me if he can come to becuase he likes technology to and he went to california once becuase his dad got a job but they had to move back to montreal becuase his mom is not allowed to be in america anymore becuase of her driving. Mrs. Forbes says we have to ask our companies to send pomo items like hats or teeshirts that I can where when I talk about cisco to the class. here is our address.

the haligonian school for children
xxxxx
montreal quebec
xxxxx
canada

Unilever Responds

Hi Timothy,

Thanks for checking out AXE for men. Guys around the world have been using AXE for years - and now it's time for men in the North America to personally experience the AXE effect.

Not your ordinary deodorant, AXE gives effective deodorant protection and outstanding fragrance for under arm and all over body usage. Axe comes in a Body Spray, Anti-perspirant/Deodorant, Deodorant Stick, Shower Gel and a Shower Scrub. These varieties have many types of fragrances to suit our consumers needs.

Unfortunately at this time we do not have an t-shirts or promotional items to send out.

Thank you for your interest!

Your friends at Axe

******

Interesting. Timothy didn't write Axe directly, but the world headquarters of Unilever. So, somebody read the letter, determined it was about deodorant and forwarded it to the appropriate department - Axe. There are also a couple of typos in the letter "in the North America"?

Manulife (91)

Vitals

Manulife Financial Corporation is a major Canadian insurance company and financial services provider. Although its global head office is located in Toronto, Ontario, with its Canadian Operations based out of Waterloo, Ontario, Manulife has worldwide operations, most notably in the United States (through its subsidiary, John Hancock Insurance) and in 19 unique Asian countries and territories. Manulife Financial is the largest insurance company in Canada.

Manulife Insurance agents where dark suits and sunglasses, and you will know them by their trail of puppies and candy rainbows.

The Letter

To Whom It May Concern,

My name is Tim Crane Sinister and I am 10 and I live in Montreal. Mrs Forbes is sick today and we have to write our emails becuase we can do that without her. Our project this summer is about companies and i want to do mine on insurance becuase you can get money. My dad says he pays a lot of money for insurance but when he gets killed we will get a lot of money. can i get insurance on my friend alex? where does insurance come from? can my class visit your company? it says on our sheets that we have to ask you to send pomo items like hats and t-shirts that we can use to tell the class about your business. here is our address.

the haligonian school for children
xxxxxxxx
montreal quebec
xxxxxxxx

Tim Sinister

Bank of Nova Scotia (92)

Vitals

Scotiabank, the trademark name for The Bank of Nova Scotia, is one of Canada's Big Five banks. It is the third largest bank in Canada by assets (behind the Royal Bank of Canada and TD Bank Financial Group), and the second largest by market capitalization (behind Royal Bank of Canada). Bank of Nova Scotia have more branches outstide of Canada than any other Canadian Bank.

All the tellers at Scotiabank are women, and 65% of them have beards.

The Letter

To Whom it May Concern,

My name is Tim Crane Sinister and I live in Montreal and in 3 months and 3 days I will be 11 years old. My class is going on a trip to Nova Scotia for the summer term but alex isn't allowed to go becuase he stole our hampster again and wont tell Mrs Forbes where he put it. My project will be on banks and I want to know about your bank. Is there a lot of money in Nova Scotia? I have been saving my government money to buy carmen a stuffed piping plover i saw in the store with all the old things. Mrs Forbes says I should ask if you could send me any hats or teeshirts so I could where them when i talk to the class about bank of nova scotia instead of my acdc australian tour 1975 teeshirt I always wear. here is our address.

the haligonian school for children
XXXXXXX
montreal quebec
canada
XXXXX

tim sinister