Monday, June 23, 2008

Unilever(94)

Vitals

Unilever is a multi-national corporation formed of Anglo-Dutch parentage. Unilever owns many of the world's consumer product brands in foods, beverages, cleaning agents and personal care products. Unilever employs nearly 180,000 people and had a worldwide revenue of almost US$62 billion, in 2005.

Unilever hasn't lost touch with their Mom & Pop routes; from putting to work the unwanted offspring of Dutch prostitutes and Nazi soliders, to those Axe commercials (true), Unilever is our kind of people.

The Letter

To Whom It May Concern,

My Name is Timothy Sinister and I am 10 years old and I live in Montreal. I keep having to do projects on things and this time we got to pick so I picked deodorant. Is deodorant and body spray the same thing? alex and i chased each other with the raid body spray we found by our school, but it got in his eyes and he had to go to the doctor and miss class for a week. is your company making deodorant for boys and girls? is your company in holland becuase holland is a good country? Mrs Forbes says that you are a big company and that i should ask you to send any pomo items like hats or teeshits that i could use to show the class when I do my report on deodorant. here is our adress.

the haligonian school for children
xxxxxxx
montreal quebec
xxxxxxx
canada

tim sinister

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